words of wisdom that everyone should remember..how true. :)

1. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.

2. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.

3. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.


4. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.

5. Money can't buy happiness but
somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.